The Chronicles of Mommyhood

Thursday, December 10, 2009


Dash and I were discussing what superpowers we would like to have at lunch.

Option 1:

Dash: "I want to fly so I can eat up airplanes and helicopters."

Option 2:

Dash: "I want to be a lightbulb"

Me, thinking what a deep and lucid and morally significant thought this was: "Oh, that's great, so you can shed light on everything, how very nice of you..."

Dash, "No, I'd have guns on the side of my light so I could shoot things."


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