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Superpowers
Dash and I were discussing what superpowers we would like to have at lunch.
Option 1:
Dash: "I want to fly so I can eat up airplanes and helicopters."
Option 2:
Dash: "I want to be a lightbulb"
Me, thinking what a deep and lucid and morally significant thought this was: "Oh, that's great, so you can shed light on everything, how very nice of you..."
Dash, "No, I'd have guns on the side of my light so I could shoot things."
Option 1:
Dash: "I want to fly so I can eat up airplanes and helicopters."
Option 2:
Dash: "I want to be a lightbulb"
Me, thinking what a deep and lucid and morally significant thought this was: "Oh, that's great, so you can shed light on everything, how very nice of you..."
Dash, "No, I'd have guns on the side of my light so I could shoot things."